Peace Like A River


It was a wide river, mistakable for a lake or even an ocean unless you'd been wading and knew its current. Somehow I'd crossed it... Now I saw the stream regrouped below, flowing on through what might've been vineyards, pastures, orhards... It flowed between and alongside the rivers of people; from here it was no more than a silver wire winding toward the city. - Leif Enger, Peace Like A River

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

A new day dawns

I've been a fan of the FOX show 24 since the beginning. Last season I and a friend of mine, Paul Foth, reviewed each episode of Day 4. The show's blend of terrorism, action, nonstop cliffhangers, etc... makes for good escapist fun.

(Links to the those reviews are in the sidebar along the right. Or, here is the first episode of last season, and there are links to the preceding and next episode at the end of each review.)

Last season started with a train wreck, and Paul pointed out how that was a perfect metaphor for the season, as by the end we were hurling spinning scythes of critical death at the show.

I posted the reviews at Blogcritics, and posted them on this blog as well.

Day 5 begins this Sunday night, and we'll be getting our sharpened pens out of storage again.

As did King Henry before the battle of Agincourt, I'll now speak to you, to rally your courage, to prepare you for the arduous task of watching this show that, last season anyway, has thrown all logic and reason to the wind.

I posted this last March, but here it is again. Be brave. We'll get through this together.

What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Wendell? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are now
To do this show loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more watch this show.
By Jove, I am not covetous for internal logic,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my reviews;
It yearns me not if men my blog read;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet something that maketh sense,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not another episode.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, through my internet host,
That he which hath no stomach to this viewing,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd Season 5.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of 24.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is the next episode.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on the fifth day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Jack the King, Tony and Michelle,
Edgar and Curtis, Marianne and Driscoll-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son to avoid;
And 24 shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that watches this show with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen on their couches now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That watched with us upon this fifth day.

5 Comments:

  • At Wed Jan 11, 04:03:00 PM, Night Writer said…

    I've never seen any of the 24 seasons, but just started Day 4 via Netflix. It's certainly a lot of flash and bang and paced quickly so you can't think about anything too much, but even with those reflective commercial breaks eliminated there are logic gaps big enough to drive Ted Kennedy through. So what? Pass the popcorn! Rah, rah, ree! Shoot him in the other knee!

    But now you've gone and ruined it for me, Mr. Spoiler-pants. Turn about is only fair; I hear Steven Seagall has a major role in Day 5, playing a terrorist smuggling a dirty bomb inside his body. Steven Seagall is Set to Explode!

     
  • At Wed Jan 11, 08:16:00 PM, Jeff said…

    My eternal apologies.

    But if you like the flash and bang and quick pace, I really haven't ruined anything.

    (I wonder if there is a secret NSA knee-shooting program we haven't heard about yet.)

    And I didn't even tell you about CTU's killer marmoset squadron.

     
  • At Thu Jan 12, 08:57:00 AM, Robert said…

    Dude, they should hire you to write the thing...at least then it might make sense from one week to the next...not to mention having Islamic terrorists from countries (unlike Turkey) that actually produce Islamic terrorists!

     
  • At Thu Jan 12, 06:20:00 PM, TKls2myhrt said…

    Watch now...while your kids are young and in bed early. I've seen one or two episodes, which is not enough to explain things to me or endear me to the show. I plan to watch the entire series someday when my kids are gone and I'm at home weeping from empty nest syndrome. ;)

     
  • At Thu Jan 12, 09:52:00 PM, Jeff said…

    Bob, I'm still waiting for the contract to arrive in the mail.

    And yes, I always tape the episodes and watch after the kids are in bed. No way I'd be able to watch while they're awake.

     

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