Peace Like A River


It was a wide river, mistakable for a lake or even an ocean unless you'd been wading and knew its current. Somehow I'd crossed it... Now I saw the stream regrouped below, flowing on through what might've been vineyards, pastures, orhards... It flowed between and alongside the rivers of people; from here it was no more than a silver wire winding toward the city. - Leif Enger, Peace Like A River

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

A Minnesota foofaraw

On Monday the Minnesota GOP issued the following press release:

Republican Party of Minnesota Chairman Ron Carey today issued the following statement following Coleen Rowley's doctored photograph likening John Kline to a Nazi.

"Coleen Rowley's comparison of a 25-year Marine Corps veteran like Congressman Kline to a Nazi represents a new low in Minnesota politics. It is now clear that Coleen Rowley's campaign is in complete disarray and devoid of a moral compass.

"I call on Coleen Rowley and the DFL Party to apologize for this outrageous attack on Congressman Kline."


The photograph referred to involved MN Rep. Kline of the Minnesota 2nd District, a district that encompasses the southern edge of the Twin Cities metro area, and counties to the south. (Rep. Kline is not my representative. I live in the 6th District.)

Coleen Rowley, perhaps best known outside of Minnesota as a whistleblower, is running for Kline's seat as a DFL candidate.

A photoshopped image appeared on Rowley's website with Kline's face blended into a photo of Col. Klink from the TV show Hogan's Heroes.

(The photo has since been removed, but it can be seen at Power Line. MDE has a better version of the photo.)

As mentioned above, the MN GOP referred to this juvenile political poke as "outrageous." Power Line called it a "despicable slander." Shot in the Dark called it an "incredible display of sophomoric cretinism." MDE called it "unreal" and "unconscionable."

Power Line has a letter from Rep. Kline himself, in which Kline writes:

It has come to my attention that you have placed on your campaign website a doctored photo of me in which my military uniform has been replaced by a Nazi uniform. I demand that you immediately remove from your website that outrageous and disgusting insult to me, my family, and every man and woman who has ever worn a military uniform in defense of our country.

No one knows better than I the rough-and-tumble of a political campaign, but we owe it to the voters not to cross the line of civility, respect and common decency. With regard to each of these, you have clearly crossed the line by portraying me as a Nazi.

I demand a personal apology from you, as well as an apology to every veteran.

Your attempts to smear my good name and 25 years of honorable service in the United States Marine Corps by equating me to a Nazi shows a lack of perspective, a lack of seriousness, and a lack of good judgment. You should be ashamed of yourself.


Far be it from me to tell Rep. Kline how he should feel since he is the one involved. If you've read this blog for more than five minutes you know I bow to no one in my support for the military. But, I've never served in uniform, and Kline has, so he is entitled to zealously guard the honor of the uniform.

However, I would counsel Republicans not to be quick to leap to outrage. According to the First Ring blog, this appears to be the work of some of the Rowley campaign's volunteers, inesperienced folks who obviously did not have the judgment and good sense to know coming anywhere near your opponent with a Nazi slur is stupid politics.

I do believe whoever created this photo was not really trying to paint Kline as a Nazi. Col. Klink is an archetype of the bumbling, ineffectual loser. (And not everyone in the Wehrmacht was a Nazi.) Kline's political opponents in all likelihood meant to brand him as precisely that. Such lame personal attacks are part and parcel of politics.

As Republicans, we could say something about who we are in our reaction. We poke fun of Leftys all the time who leap to outrage for silly reasons. Pillars on the Left such as Barbara Boxer and Teddy Kennedy get outraged at the drop of a hat, and look silly for it.

It is often said the Democrats are the Mommy party, and the GOP is the Daddy party. There is truth to that, and we could go a long ways to portraying ourselves as a mature, responsible party if we just shrug off such puerile stabs at political debate, and save our outrage for matters of great import, such as Iran making threats with nuclear weapons.

Let the voters know we won't be distracted by the little things, that we won't be knocked off the path by such fleeting matters.

We can mention it, make tsk-tsk-ing noises about how the kids are scribbling on the walls with crayons again, but then drop it.

The Democrats will reveal who they really are by these foolish actions, let those actions speak for themselves. We'll just shake our heads at the unruly children, and stay focused on adult issues.

7 Comments:

  • At Tue Jan 31, 04:04:00 PM, Doug said…

    Great post title. Long live foofaraw! Down with kerfuffle!

    Anyway, I think you're largely on the money here. But it's an election year, and the way the game is played is to make a big deal out of every mistep by an opponent. In that regard, there is some irony that the attempt to invoke the bumbling Col. Klink backfired making the accuser appear the bumbler. Klink + Karma = Klima? Karink? Something like that.

    I'm more bothered by the increasing occurence of lefties drawing Nazi/facist analogies to Republicans and truly meaning them.

     
  • At Tue Jan 31, 04:11:00 PM, Jeff said…

    Supreme irony would be if the volunteer who did this was named Schultz. I can imagine Rowley, upon hearing of this, stuck her head into the campaign's back room and shouted "Schultz! Repooorrttt!"

    But you bring up a good point, something I left unsaid, and that is there are those who do make such slurs and they are serious.

    I thought this was an unserious attempt at humor, and so unworthy of too much attention. However, as you say, there are too many on the Left who think such extreme comparisons are perfectly reasonable. Such remarks go hand in hand with "Bush is the biggest terrorist in the world", and that kind of extremism should be stomped on hard.

     
  • At Tue Jan 31, 04:33:00 PM, Leo Pusateri said…

    If it were Klein portrayed as a circus clown, or Klein portrayed as Ted Kennedy, I may concede your point. But given Klien's well-known military record, I don't think it was an accident on the part of whomever photoshopped the picture.

     
  • At Tue Jan 31, 04:44:00 PM, Jeff said…

    Leo,

    You make an excellent point. Of all the images they chose, why that one? Perhaps in these yutzes mind they do equate the military with bumbling incompetents, or put another way, perhaps they were trying to portray Kline as a clown.

    And yes, that kind of disrespect does need to be pointed out. All I am arguing is that yes, point it out, but don't fall into the back and forth name calling that turns people away from politics. Let's be the grown ups.

    Make sure voters know what this attitude about the military says about the DFL, but let's not become purple-faced shouters that might confirm for voters that the GOP is no different than the DFL when it comes to comportment. I'm saying let's take these kinds of opportunities to not allow voters to think "They all act the same, a plague on both their houses."

     
  • At Tue Jan 31, 05:40:00 PM, Jeff said…

    John, your comment is like an explosion in a Challenging Word factory...

     
  • At Tue Jan 31, 05:40:00 PM, Night Writer said…

    An apt use of foofaraw and an excellent observation. It's proper for Kline to take these creeps to task, but demanding an apology to every veteran borders on the fustian. One would hope that the young, zealous staffers will be taught a lesson, if not defenestrated or jugulated.

    Speaking of young, zealous staffers - this handy cop-out/excuse is beginning to be as overused as kerfuffle.

     
  • At Wed Feb 01, 01:44:00 AM, David Bailey said…

    I wish more Republicans --- and Democrats --- could keep their eyes on what's important, rather than doing all they can to make the most of any small slip by their opponent. I salute you, Mr. Kouba!!

    (And I'm a liberal!)

     

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