I must be spiritually blind

The other night Hanna said in her bedtime prayer, "Thank you that I'm a puppy and I wear a collar, and thank you for hyenas in Lion King".

I really can't give you an adequate exegesis. I can't even tell if this is conservative or liberal theology.

Yesterday, the last day of a wonderful break, I took the kids outside, and told them I'd knock some new and improved water-flavored Freezy Pops off the gutters. (They like devouring icicles like lollipops.)