You are me!

Here is something that only Shatner could do. (Warning: there are a few bleeped out profanities.)

There are terrible omens in the east. The yellow fire god once again rides his chariot high in a blue sky. It has been months since the terrible one has been seen. We tremble in fear. What does it mean? Oh, Rain God, please return! Quell our fears with your constant presence.

Tomorrow is the Qwest golf outing. Way too expensive. I kinda wish I hadn't agreed to go. But, it'll be a day out of the office, so why not.