But then I'd need some khat-chewing technicals

Zoiks, getting to work as a pain in the patoosky this morning. It was raining, which always slows things down. (They're just little harmless drops of water, people! Keep moving!) Poor Dad, he's trying to get out of town, and he got slowed down. Same thing happened last time, too. I think I'll just mount a machine-gun in the back of the truck.

The kids had lots of fun with Grandpa. They were sad to see him go.

Here is something I bet most of you didn't know.